500. SHARALASA (06/26/08) A tale of the Five Kingdoms
499. IN THE NIGHT (6/12/08) A short Hyperion After Dark story
498. SEVENTEEN SECONDS (6/4/08) Short Poem based on a picture
497. PRETTY HARD TO SWALLOW (5/26/08) Thoughts on Hillary Clinton's RFK gaffe
496. UPSIDE DOWN (5/21/08) Hyperion wishes his world would make sense again.
495. THE RIGHT LESSON (4/16/08) Thoughts on the one year anniversary of the Virginia Tech tragedy
494. THE DENUNCIATION GAME (3/13/08) Name calling in the presidential primaries
493. BATHROOM COFFEE (3/11/08) Review of three coffee table books
492. ECHO OF LIGHT (2/21/08) Thoughts on the lunar eclipse
491. SPECIAL VALENTINE'S POEM (2/14/08) just that
490. IRREPLACEABLE (2/8/08) Penetrating look at Beyonce's song
489. DANGEROUS AND DARING BOYS AND GIRLS (2/7/08) Review of two popular how-to books for kids
488. MEAL FIT FOR A KING (1/25/08) Questions of the Night with Carlos
487. DAN FOGELBERG (12/18/07) Thoughts on the passing of a singing legend
486. IT STARTS WITH SNOW (12/13/07) A heart-warming children's Christmas Story....(dun dun dun!)
485. PUTTING BABY IN A CORNER (11/30/07) Argument about Best Dance Scenes in Movies
484. RECONDITE (11/26/07) About my Brother
483. ICONOCLAST (11/16/07) Reaction to Entertainment Weekly/TV Land's 100 Greatest TV Icons
482. MEGACITIES (11/15/07) a look at trends in the largest cities in the world over the last 1000 years
481. QUICK MAIL BAG: SANDWICH TIME (11/14/07) Answering a few emails; establishing what constitutes a sandwich
480. LULLABY AND IMPLIED SANDWICH (11/12/07) My uncle's Surprise 50th Birthday Part, and sandwiches therein
479. HOW TO WRITE A STORY (11/05/07) An attempt to write a story that goes absolutely nowhere
478. WHERE THE BITCHES AT? (10/18/07) Thoughts on the Ellen Degeneres Dog Controversy
477. AN INCONVENIENT MORNING (10/12/07) Thoughts on Al Gore winning the Nobel Peace Prize
476. BIG BROTHER, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHERE THOU ART! (10/09/07) 2007 Guest Post #6 (Bear)
475. UNHOLY LOVE CHILD (10/05/07) What to Watch on the Weekend
474. YOU HAD TO BE A BIG SHOT (10/04/07) What to Watch on Thursdays
473. PUSHING DAISIES (10/03/07) What to Watch on Wednesdays
472. REAPER MADNESS (10/02/07) What to Watch on Tuesdays
471. CHUCKWAGON (10/01/07) What to Watch on Mondays (Fall 2007)
470. "OWEN" - A STORY OF OPPORTUNITY COST (09/28/07) 2007 Guest Post #5 (Bogart)
469. NINJA SPOONERCIZE (09/27/07) Guest Post #4 (Tracy Lynn)
468. THE HARRY POTTER IMPERATIVE (09/26/07) Guest Post #3 (Jonny)
467. THE WAY I SEE IT #265 (09/25/07) Guest Post #2 (Sea Hag)
466. PRIDE AND PREJUDICES (09/21/07) 2007 Guest Post #1 (Lady Jane Scarlett)
465. HYPERION DAY (8/26/07) Gifts I received for my name-day
464. ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL? (8/24/07) All about my Fantasy Football experience
463. BEAR'S BASTARDS (08/22/07) Follow-up to 462, looking at the probability question another way
462. LET'S MAKE A DEAL (08/21/07) A look at a famous probability question
461. NAGASAKATUMI (08/09/07) How August 9 cost me $500
460. PIRATE METALLURGISTS (ORRRRRRRRRRE!) (08/04/07) Answers to the Trivia Questions plus explanation of our Team name
459. TEAM TRIVIA (08/03/07) Questions faced at Trivia
458. THE 100TH WORD (07/20/07) 100 word story based on a picture
457. DOGFIGHT (07/18/07) Thoughts on the Michael Vick dogfighting allegations and how they relate to race
456. THE DUMBLEDORKS (07/13/07) Hyperion's trip to Atlanta to eat dinner and watch the premiere of the new Harry Potter movie with friends
455. ARE YOU A god? ("SMALL g") (07/10/07) Quiz to determine if you are a god
454. HALF YEAR'S EVE (06/30/07) Hyperion throws a mid-year party, complete with a sexy story and picture
453. JACYNDRA (06/26/07) Carnivus tells another story, this time about Carnival Folk
452. SCREW THE AFI!!!!!!!!! (06/22/07) The American Film Institute's 10th Anniversary Edition, and Hyperion's less than charitable reaction to it
451. PRESENT-GATE (06/21/07) Explaining #450 to people who don't seem to know how to take a joke
46. FIGHTING THE LOSING BATTLE - REDUX (06/20/07) Column #46 with 2007 comments thrown in
450. THE S'PRINCIPLE (06/18/07) A tongue-in-cheek argument between Kaida and me
449. WITH APOLOGIES TO MISS RACHEL SHUSTER (SORTA) (06/13/07) Apologizing to Rachel Shuster, the collator of the USA Today list
448. BEYICULOUS (06/12/07) Rating USA Today's Top 25 Sports Moments of the past 25 Years
447. THE NIGHT SITS SOFTLY IN THE EARLY MORNING SKY (06/08/07) Attempts at Poetry
446. FIVE THINGS (06/06/07) Five things about Television of which I'm absolutely sure.
445. MAMA SAID I COULD (05/22/07) Story written in only an hour with help from my readers.
444. PANIC AT THE DISCO (04/24/07) Musical Lyrics analysis of one of their songs
443. PAN'S LABYRINTH - THE FAIRY TALE CONNECTION (04/10/07) More discussion on Pan's Labyrinth and Fairy Tales
442. SOCIOPATHIC CHRISTIANITY (04/06/07) How SOME Christians behave, and what the implications are.
441. NIAGARA (03/29/07) Steamy story written in honor of the seventh anniversary of the Hyperion Institute
440. INDEFINABLE (03/17/07) Birthday Tribute to my Dad
439. MOVIE MARATHON MEEKEND,TAKE 4 (03/14/07) Part 4 of my Movie Marathon
438. MOVIE MARATHON MEEKEND, TAKE 3 (03/08/07) Part 3 of my Movie Marathon
437. MOVIE MARATHON MEEKEND, TAKE 2 (03/02/07) Part 2 of my Movie Marathon
436. MOVIE MARATHON MEEKEND (03/02/07) The Tale of journey to see all five Best Picture Nominees at once
435. OSCAR DIARY (02/26/07) My running commentary on the 2007 Academy Awards
434. LISA, LENTILS AND LOVE (02/21/07) What I'm giving up for Lentils this year
433. HOMEMADE SIGNS (02/16/07) A chance encounter in an Intersection
432. LATE VALENTINES (02/16/07) Some Late Valentine's Shout Outs
431. DRIVING THEORIES (02/09/07) Hyperion finally gets an American Driver's License
430. WORDS THAT JUST BUG ME (01/26/07) Words that, well, just bug me
429. IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE HYPERION (01/23/07) Hyperion explains why he's been away so long
428. OLD LANG SYNE (12/31/06) A steamy New Year's Story
427. CHRISTMAS PRESENCE (12/25/06) A steamy Christmas story
426. SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN (12/24/06) A Kris Kringle Konspiracy
425. ASK HAT X (12/23/06) Christmas Ask Hat
424. ASK HAT IX (11/22/06) Thanksgiving Ask Hat
423. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ROBERT DE NIRO (11/20/06) Examination of the lat ten years of Robert De Niro's career
422. THE GHORRAL PART II (11/16/06) Second part of the story
421. THE GHORRAL PART I (11/15/06) First part of the story
420. JAMES HOWE (11/01/06) Reviews of Writer James Howe
419. THE HOUSE OF MOUSE (10/19/06) Rodent troubles at the Outlaw Camp
418. UMBRAE CANARUM (10/17/06) A very special Halloween story
417. DAYS OF THE EXILE (10/13/06) My first few days in Exile
416. PUT ME IN, COACH (10/16/06) My thoughts on the Detroit Tigers
415. SO LONG, FAREWELL AND AMEN (09/28/06) Hyperion goes into exile
414. SIT, LITTLE ANGEL GIRL (09/25/06) Short story based on painting
413. ASK HAT VIII (09/15/06) More Ask Hyperion and Tracy
412. AGONY (09/14/06) Short story based on painting
411 _________ (09/11/06) Five Year Tribute to 9/11
410. ASK HAT VII (09/01/06) More Ask Hyperion and Tracy
409. THE SINS OF THE FATHER (08/31/06) Ask Hyperion and Tracy
408. WORDS TO LIVE BY (08/29/06) More cool Semiotics
407. RETRO-MEME (08/28/006) Cool Semiotics
406 IT AIN'T EASY BEIN' 11 (08/27/06) My 11th Birthday
405. ASK HAT VI (08/25/06) More Ask Hyperion and Tracy
404. ASK H.A.T. V (8/18/06) More Ask Hyperion and Tracy
403. ASK H.A.T. IV (8/11/06) More Ask Hyperion and Tracy
402. ASK H.A.T. III (08/04/06) More Ask Hyperion and Tracy
401. THESE THINGS I BELIEVE (08/22/06) Recap of the last 100 columns
