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The Top Ten Anagrams of “GROUNDHOG DAY”

#10  Dryad Hug Goon  - like a hockey goon, with leaves and boobs

#09  Our Doggy Hand - (I should get an award for the jokes I’m not making about this one)

#08  Hungry Dad Goo - “sadly, the look never caught on as the new cornucopia....”

#07  Dong Hoard Guy - as far as I’m concerned, this guy can suck a bag of dicks.

#06  Gory Gonad Duh - “after many false starts, soccer finally caught on in the U.S......”

#05   Orgy Hound Gad - just when you thought I’d go super-perverted I switch gears for the “Awwwwwww”

#04  Gaudy HornDog - okay, technically I'm one letter off, but you have to admit, it’s gaudy.

#03  Doughy Dragon - I’d have gone for this naked NOT SAFE FOR WORK version (alternative doughy dragon), but I figured I’m in enough trouble already without drawing the wrath of the furry police.

#02  Randy Good Hug - Oh, Big Ben......

and the number one Anagram for GROUNDHOG DAY is......

#01  Young Hard God - gives “live from the Apollo” a whole new meaning.....

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